Punk Rockin' Pandora
Hold on to your combat boots, it's the Punk Rockin' Mohawk Toupee. From our XTREME KITTY collection, this durable toupee was created to withstand everything from a anti-establishment protest to an all-night Clash cover set. This rocker wig will make your leering kitty stand out at the Rebellion Festivel more than a "Sid Vicious Lives" shirt ever could. So next time your kitty wants complete anarchy, turn to the Punk Rockin' Mohawk Toupee. Also available in neon green and pink.
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From grandstanding to press-conferences, your kitty will look his best in our exclusive Senator Toupee. No longer will your junior kitty from Minnesota be overlooked for the juicy committee appointments. The catnip sub-committee, foreign kitty affairs, mouse intelligence committee . . . none will be out of reach for your new confident cat. Give your power-hungry kitty the chance he deserves. Vote for the Senator Toupee.
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